…I have been made chief printer of my class for printing things on the computer…

All power corrupts, even when you’re 10-and-a-half years old.

I relished the status, albeit fairly meagre, that this honorary position gave me.

Sure, it was no captain of the football team, Christmas card monitor, or even the person responsible for fetching tracing paper from the stock cupboard.

But it was something, while previously there’d been nothing.