…Here is more news of the Grand National.
One person got a broken nose, one got a broken arm, one horse had
to be killed and someone else got knocked unconscious.
What a mess.
Last night I had a terrible nose bleed.
Well all nose bleeds are terrible, but this one lasted half an hour.
In the circumstances that’s quite good, because they usually last
three-quarters of an hour…

That sounds preposterous. Three-quarters of an hour? Shouldn’t I have passed out by that point?