…The first proper day of the holiday, and I woke up at 6.00am.
I don’t really know why, because I wanted to pretend to be broadcasting on the
radio, but I was too tired.
So I just listened instead…

I must have been the only person in my entire county who, on the first day of the Easter holiday, got up earlier than they would have done on an ordinary school day.

And even then it was all for nothing.